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Raining Diapers Pleases Baby

Raining Diapers Pleases Baby




Baby seems pleased that the diapers are raining from above!
Category: Comedy

Tags: Baby diapers falling lol

Real Life Garbage Pail Kid (Chubby cuppy cake boy)

Real Life Garbage Pail Kid
(Chubby cuppy cake boy)



A cute chubby boy singing cuppycake song, watch his eyebrows at the end... PRICELESS!

Btw... I believe this kid is lipsync-ing, but he did it perfectly. Looks like he really sings it.


www.cuppycake.com

Song: Your My Honeybunch (The Cuppycake Song)

Artist: Amy Castle at age three

©1994 Amy J. Music

Kids Don't Like Puppets

Kids Don't Like Puppets



A kid has a weird reaction to a puppet show. Funny stuff.

Category: Comedy

Tags: kids puppets scared child funny haha lol puppet omg hilarious

Star Wars according to a 3 year old

Star Wars according to a 3 year old.



Notes from YouTube's poster:
02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a small circle of friends has turned into something much more very quickly. I'm thrilled that so many people have enjoyed this video but also somewhat mortified that I added this without my daughter's knowledge or consent. Maybe someday she will find some humor in it.

Comments: Have been disabled. I think they have run their course. To those who have sent positive comments, thank you very much. You've made us appreciate what we have even more than we already do. To those of you who've said you've changed your mind about having children, well, have at it. :)

Business inquiries/agents: Thanks for your interest. At the current time we have no intention of exposing our little one to the destroyer of youth that is the entertainment industry (with the exception of Star Wars, heh). Hopefully if she chooses to follow this path on her own someday she will find a door still open for her.

Other things:

She has never seen Pokemon so I don't think she's making a reference to the ball on that show. I think she just means pokey ball as in "a ball that is pokey." (And yes, I know what the pokey balls really are! Stop emailing :) )

Three year olds can't read. I'm sure there are exceptions to that rule.

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Here is my daughter, age 3, explaining the plot of Star Wars Episode IV.

She explained the whole movie to me in much greater detail but unfortunately I didn't have the camera going. When I finally caught her talking about the movie again she delivered this truncated, but still funny, version.

Edit: Thank you all for the nice comments. Maybe I will print them out for her and someday and when she's all growed up she'll get to read them herself.

A little more about the video: She wasn't coached to say anything, nor was she forced to make the video. She rarely stops talking. Those of you with children understand this: sometimes it's harder to turn the faucet off than to turn the faucet on.

Believe it or not, she has the seem the movie only once, and I spread it out over 3 days so it wouldn't be too much all at once for her.

The video was edited to make it shorter, more cohesive and hopefully funnier. I did move some of the lines around so it would make more sense.
Category: People & Blogs

Tags: star wars according to child year old explaining plot kid in one minute

john Tavares Amazing World Juniors Goal 2009 - Hockey Highlight Video

Amazing hockey goal video. The guy juggles it to gain control, then dinks it in just before getting bashed by an opposing player.



Category: Sports

Tags: team canada world juniors ottawa 2009 december 23 2008-12-23 hamilton toronto maple leafs oshawa generals

Bush Shoe Incident - 2 shoes thrown at President Bush during press conference in Iraq

Bush Shoe Incident - Two shoes thrown at President Bush during press conference in Iraq.



An Iraqi journalist threw 2 shoes at President George Bush
Category: News & Politics

George Bush Dancing

George Bush Dancing
George W. Bush dancing on the North Portico of the White House as he awaits the arrival of Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain.



Category: News & Politics
Tags: george bush dance

Who Needs Pockets? (Frogs in Diaper)

Who Needs Pockets? (Frogs in Diaper)
Funny Little Girl Fits 5 Frogs In Her Diaper! A Must See.
Terrifically cute video.



Category: Comedy

Tags: funny cute little girl baby frogs hilarious comedy

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A walrus that can play saxophone

A walrus that can play saxophone.
A walrus called Sara in a Turkish Zoo that can play sax and dance. Fun video.



(misspelled as saxaphone)

Little brother steals the show at a football game

Little brother steals the show at a football game
The drum major finds out in this video there is more than one good dancer in the family.

Baby Techno Dancer

Baby Techno Dancer
Funny dancing video of a baby getting his groove going.

Spectacular Winning Shot: High School Basketball

Spectacular Winning Shot: High School Basketball
A high school basketball game comes down to a backwards, over-the-head basket.

Chicken Head Tracking

Chickens have a great ability to keep their heads stable. Our bodies use a gyro-like mechanism in our ears which has 3 mutually orthogonal inertial measurement devices. Modern motion processors use something called an Inertial Measurment Unit (IMU). These devices provide movement data which can be used to compensate for the movement. Chickens apparently have the same type mechanism only with a higher update rate.

*Update* The chickens were eaten by the family dog. WHOOPS! :(



Category: Education

Tags: Chicken Head Pennywhistle Productions Gyroscope

Rod Benson: 5-year-old's crazy handles (Basketball kid)

Rod Benson: 5-year-old's crazy handles

Watch 5 year old Milan dribble 2 and 3 basketballs with ease. She has been playing basketball for 1.5 years and training with Triple Threat Academy since 2007.

LeBron James dunks from free throw line! Almost!

LeBron James dunks from free throw line.



LEBRON JAMES DUNK FROM FREETHROW LINE free throw line
Category: Sports
Tags: LEBRON JAMES FREE THROW LINE DUNK FREETHROW FOUL MICHAEL JORDAN AIR 23 FLIGHT TAKE OFF KOBE BRYANT NBA KING DWYANE WADE

"NORA: Practice Makes Purr-fect"

"NORA: Practice Makes Purr-fect"

This is not a trick that was taught to Nora. She began sitting at the piano at about one-year-old. She's four now. She plays only when the mood strikes her, which is usually several time a times a day for short periods.



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The Long Dog (101 Legged Dog)

The Long Dog (101 Legged Dog)

Pretty funny in a subdued kind of way.



Category: Pets & Animals

Tags: dog zbrush VRay 3DCG アニメーション イヌ

New Math - Tom Lehrer

New Math - Tom Lehrer

Thomas Andrew (Tom) Lehrer (born April 9, 1928) is an American singer-songwriter, satirist, pianist, and mathematician. He used to lecture on mathematics and musical theater.

Who Am I Casting Crowns

Who Am I Casting Crowns

UPC Conference Church 2006 De Bron, Who Am I - Casting Crowns/ Performed by the Oslo UPC Youth Group. They got in November a new concert at Oslo, Norway.



Category: Music

Tags: UPC bron 2006 Who am religious hands

Pussy versus Printer

Pussy versus Printer



Category: Pets & Animals

Tags: Pussy Cat Catfight Pussycat Kitten Poes Kat Printer

New Family - Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates Ad (Long Version)

New Family - Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates Ad (Long Version)



http://www.microsoft.com/windows
In the second commercial in the series, Jerry Seinfeld convinces Bill Gates to try and connect with everyday people the old fashioned way.
Category: Science & Technology

Tags: ad bill commercial connecting family gates jerry microsoft new pc perpetually robot seinfeld shoe tv vista windows

Large Hadron Rap (CERN)

Large Hadron Rap (CERN)



Rappin' about CERN's Large Hadron Collider! Links below...

Apparently YouTube fixed the sound! Still, Will Barras made two options trying to get around the original problems:
Other YouTube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T 3iryBLZCOQ
Vimeo: http://www.vimeo.com/1431471?pg=embed...

Vimeo is downloadable if you log in.

There has been a lot of interest in the original mp3, lyrics, and vocals for remixing. You can find all that here:
https://www.msu.edu/~mcalpin9/lhc_rap...

Images came from:
particlephysics.ac.uk, space.com, the Institute of Physics, NASA, Symmetry, and Marvel

The talented dancers doubled as camera people, with some work by Neil Dixon. Stock footage is CERN's.

Will Barras is responsible for the killa beats:
http://www.ling.ed.ac.uk/~s9527813/

And thanks to MC Hawking, who first thought of using computer-voice to bring Stephen Hawking to the world of rap :-)
http://www.mchawking.com/

The rapper has a day job (we agree this is a good thing) as a science writer.
http://www.katemcalpine.com

They'll have a lot of data to sort. 15 million GB per year, actually. Want to get involved and donate your computer's downtime? Try LHC@home:
http://lhcathome.cern.ch/lhcathome/
Category: Science & Technology

Tags: LHC CERN rap physics particle

Laptop Blogging Blues

Laptop Blogging Blues



Laptop Blogging Blues
Anthony Trendl

I'm sitting hunched on an Igloo cooler in my garage:
No windows. No sun.
Just 100 ceiling watts. 1280×800 bits of monitor light.
Old suitcases and auto supplies flicker in shadows on the wall.
My laptop is set on a blue foot stool.
Spilled my coffee.
Wiped it up with an old rag used for washing the car.
Humid. Hot. It didn't rain today.
Logged on. WiFi blowing in from the college across the street.
Walking heard on the sidewalk,
muffled by the echo in the garage.
Message posted.

http://AnthonyTrendl.blogspot.com
Category: People & Blogs
Tags: spoken word kerouac beat poetry poem garage igloo cooler\ dylan blogging laptop geek

SmackBook

SmackBook

Useless desktop manager/motion sensor hack for MacBook Pro

http://blog.medallia.com/smack
Category: Howto & Style
Tags: useless apple powerbook desktop manager hack macbook pro motion sensor

You Gotta Shake What Your Momma Gave You

You Gotta Shake What Your Momma Gave You
A primate decides it is time to get funky, and get down.



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Paul Newman, James Dean "East of Eden"

Paul Newman and James Dean's 40-second screen test in 1954 for "East of Eden," which went to Dean.

Born To Be Wild - Dennis Rodman Mix

Born To Be Wild - Dennis Rodman Mix

Phil Jackson calls him the greatest athlete he ever coached. Dennis Rodman was a star rebounder during the Chicago Bulls 1990s championship dynasty.




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Michel Gondry Solves a Rubik's Cube with his Nose

Michel Gondry Solves a Rubik's Cube with his Nose

While most of us can solve a cube quickly with our hands, this man shows he has skill exceeding our wildest dreams. To be fair, he uses a smaller, non standard cube, but, just the same, impressive.

Michael Phelps - Setting Goals

Michael Phelps - Setting Goals



Michael Phelps Goals Swimming Olympics media China Beijing SwimRoom swim

Isaac Hayes - Shaft Music and Video

Isaac Hayes - Shaft Music and Video



Isaac Lee Hayes, Jr. (August 20, 1942 -- August 10, 2008)[1] was an American soul and funk singer-songwriter, musician, record producer, arranger, composer and actor. Hayes was one of the main creative forces behind southern soul music label Stax Records, where he served as both an in-house songwriter and producer with partner David Porter during the mid-1960s. In the late 1960s, Hayes became a recording artist, and recorded successful soul albums such as Hot Buttered Soul (1969) and Black Moses (1971) as the Stax label's premier artist.

Alongside his work in popular music, Hayes was a film score composer for motion pictures. His best known work, for the 1971 blaxploitation film Shaft, earned Hayes an Academy Award for Best Original Song (the first Academy Award received by an African-American in a non-acting category) and two Grammy Awards. He received a third Grammy for the album Black Moses.

In 1992, in recognition of his humanitarian work, he was crowned an honorary king of Ghana's Ada district. From 1997 to 2006, he provided the voice for the character "Chef" on the Comedy Central animated TV series South Park.

Hayes was found dead in his Memphis home on August 10, 2008 as reported by the Shelby County sheriff's department. His death came 10 days before his 66th birthday.

Lamb Unto Slaughter, Unto Savior (poem)

Not for the anti-religious crowd, but out on YouTube just the same.



Lamb Unto Slaughter, Unto Savior

Wretched I am by pebblestones and cockleburs
as I walk this lonely night, wondering who I am.
What is a lamb worth who has sinned as I have sinned?
Thickets of dead meadows follow me,
tangling once white wool
wondering if I can still be loved.
Shadowing groves of ghastly things charge me of how lost I am.
Where is the shepherd to whom my flock he tends?
Behold... beyond this curséd acre, a lamb is coming for me!

The lamb is the kind shepherd who picks burs and pebbles
in our days, and seeks us in the night.
From the thickets, from the coppiced briars, He carries me
yet Himself is thorn-scarred and bur-laden from the wicked wood.
Together, He takes me home and together we look for sheep,
but alone He is my shepherd, who alone pursued me
as a lamb going where only lambs can go.

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Category: Education
Tags: Jesus Christ lamb easter good friday cross resurrection language performing arts visual media poetry spoken word

Olympics 2008 Monkey Movie - BBC Sport

Olympics 2008 Monkey Movie - BBC Sport



The Olympics 08.08.08 http://www.bbc.co.uk/monkeyolympics
BBC Sport's marketing campaign and titles for the forthcoming Olympic Games are based upon the traditional Chinese folklore 'Journey to the West'. The animation and music were specially produced by Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn.
Category: Film & Animation
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Obama Speech: 'A More Perfect Union'

Obama Speech: 'A More Perfect Union'

Barack Obama speaks in Philadelphia, PA at Constitution Center, on matters not just of race and recent remarks but of the fundamental path by which America can work together to pursue a better future.


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John McCain's Celebrity Video

John McCain's Celebrity Video



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The Dark Knight: Morgan Freeman

THE DARK KNIGHT star and Oscar winner Morgan Freeman weighs in on the hype surrounding the latest Batman movie.




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Britain's Got Talent Connie Talbot, 6, Wows Simon Cowell

Britain's Got Talent Connie, 6, Wows Simon Cowell

Sweet version of "Over the Rainbow"

Randy Pausch Last Lecture: Achieving Your Childhood Dreams

Randy Pausch Last Lecture: Achieving Your Childhood Dreams



Carnegie Mellon Professor Randy Pausch (Oct. 23, 1960 - July 25, 2008) gave his last lecture at the university Sept. 18, 2007, before a packed McConomy Auditorium. In his moving presentation, "Really Achieving Your Childhood Dreams," Pausch talked about his lessons learned and gave advice to students on how to achieve their own career and personal goals. For more, visit www.cmu.edu/randyslecture

Quotes
  • "The brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls are not there to keep us out; the brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. The brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They are there to stop the other people!" - from The Last Lecture

  • "...when you see yourself doing something badly and nobody's bothering you to tell you anymore, that's a very bad place to be. Your critics are the ones telling you they still love you and care."- from The Last Lecture
  • "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." - from The Last Lecture
  • "It's not about how to achieve your dreams; it's about how to lead your life. If you lead your life the right way, the dreams will come to you."- from The Last Lecture
  • "[Quoting a CMU secretary] This advice is good for the ladies: when it comes to men that are romantically interested in you, it's really simple: just don't listen to anything they have to say; pay attention to what they do"- from The Last Lecture
  • "We're not going to talk about spirituality and religion. Although I will tell you that I have experienced a deathbed conversion. I just bought a Macintosh." - from The Last Lecture

Kitten Still Loves Puppy

Kitten Still Loves Puppy

Cat Adopts Rabbit

Cat Adopts Rabbit